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Cray-cray

Cray-cray

Linda Castignola Age: 30 Occupation: Retail Manager/Fashion Designer Lives: North Park “Cray-cray,” I got it from my posse of gay friends. [It’s] another word for crazy, and you use it in the context of “he’s cray-cray” ...

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Say What: Cinemuck

Say What: Cinemuck

My slang word is “cinemuck,” which is the stuff on the ground of the movie theaters. All the popcorn and sodas and gross candy and stuff that sticks to your feet. Cinemuck is the word ...

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Twanky

Twanky

My slang word is “sexlexia,” which is pretty much a word for those people that claim that they’re all that in the sack but really don’t know what they’re doing. And “twanky” means that something ...

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Right Sized

Right Sized

The word that I’m using is “right sized.” A lot of companies have been laying people off; you know, they’re using “right sized” so that ... More Post a comment

Beasty Snood

Beasty Snood

I came up with a term because I hate the term “beastly”; I think it doesn’t rhyme off the tongue as well. But “beasty” describes ... More Post a comment

Dodels and Codels

Dodels and Codels

I have an adorable golden retriever named Charlie who was four years old on May 9. I have always said he should be a dodel, ... More Post a comment

Porky Piggin' It

Porky Piggin' It

You know how sometimes you’re just kickin’ it at home, wearing a shirt but no pants? That’s called Porky Piggin’ it. If you’ve seen the ... More Post a comment

Buttery, Bev Watts, and 99 Nanners

Buttery, Bev Watts, and 99 Nanners

Buttery, is something my friend came up with. It means that you did something with no problems. It’s very slick and smooth, something that gave ... More Post a comment

I'onte Mut Know

I'onte Mut Know

I’m originally from Birmingham, Alabama, and all my slang is dirty South. “I’onte mut know,” is something that you say if you don’t know an ... More Post a comment

Suck Knob

Suck Knob

The “suck knob” is a myth I have created with bands, performers, and entertainers. I do sound at bars and events and stuff, and I ... More Post a comment

Craptacular

Craptacular

I worked with special-education kids for a very long time, and you have to be really careful what you say around them. You can’t cuss ... More Post a comment

Cheedle and Charps

Cheedle and Charps

You know when you eat a bag of Chee-tos and you get that orange sludge on your fingers? You have to scrape it off your ... More Post a comment

Clonuts

Clonuts

I do not like Krispy Kreme. All of their donuts look like creepy little clones of each other, so I call them clonuts. Where I ... More Post a comment

Siliclone and Affluenza

Siliclone and Affluenza

Siliclone refers to the group of girls that you would usually see in the Gaslamp or P.B. You know, implants, bleached hair, platform flip-flops, skanktastic ... More Comment (1)

Rufus and Anti-Rufus

Rufus and Anti-Rufus

I have to admit, the word I use the most came from the movie Never Been Kissed. The word is Rufus, and it’s used to ... More Post a comment

Hackintosh

Hackintosh

Hackintosh. I made it up to refer to computers that are composed of different components. It’s my way of sticking it to the man. I ... More Post a comment

Larry

Larry

The first time I heard the word Larry was when my old boss said it to me. I bumped into him and he yelled, “Watch ... More Comments (2)

Bodey

Bodey

A bodey is a euphemism for a cuss word, although it’s not necessarily profane. It’s something that my friends and I made up. It’s a ... More Post a comment

Schwiggler

Schwiggler

A schwiggler is a sneaky person, someone who is trying to trick you or hide from you. It’s something my friends and I call each ... More Post a comment

Greeth and Grums

Greeth and Grums

Greeth is a combination of ‘“gross” and “teeth.” I guess it could also be “green” and “teeth,” depending on how long it had been since ... More Post a comment

Squadouche!

Squadouche!

My word is “squadouche,” which basically means “nothing.” Don’t really know where I heard it from... But basically used in the context, “Hey dude, what’d ... More Post a comment

Manky

Manky

Manky is when something is exceptionally unpleasant or gross. It can be applied to just about anything, like telling someone their feet smell manky or ... More Post a comment

Ass Antlers and Tanorexic

Ass Antlers and Tanorexic

I just recently heard “ass antlers” and I think it’s wonderful. It refers to tattoos on the lower back, sometimes also called a “tramp stamp.” ... More Comment (1)

Manscaping, Murse, Hestring

Manscaping, Murse, Hestring

The slang I use is mostly terms for metrosexual guys. I’m a hairstylist, so a large amount of my clients are men. I like “manscaping” ... More Post a comment

Don't Yuck My Yum

Don't Yuck My Yum

Don’t Yuck My Yum It’s the best thing to say whenever anyone tries to shove their opinion on you. I hate it when I’m into ... More Post a comment

Wetware

Wetware

Wetware. Hardware is part of the computer; it’s internal and it’s permanent. Software is executed with the hardware, like a game or program. And wetware ... More Comment (1)

Dinty

Dinty

I had these old roommates that used the word “dinty” to describe a good, hearty meal. I don’t know if it comes from Dinty Moore ... More Post a comment

Granny-Panties

Granny-Panties

My favorite slang word is granny-panties. I love the way it sounds. It is basically underwear that are really huge, usually made of cotton, look ... More Post a comment

Pornfolio, Porncierge, Manther, Hobosexual

Pornfolio, Porncierge, Manther, Hobosexual

My first [slang word is] “pornfolio.” A pornfolio is the collection of porn files that get stored on your computer. A “porncierge” is the guy ... More Post a comment

Yer Mom

Yer Mom

Shawn Gray Age: 31 Occupation: Cafe Manager Lives: University Heights YER MOM It works with everything. Like... Anything, anything. We used to always bust it ... More Post a comment

Babesicle

Babesicle

Selin Bahar Age: 28 Occupation: Hospitality Specialist Lives: Banker's Hill Also known as a sexy woman with a sweet soul. My last partner randomly called ... More Post a comment

Rack, Word, Bula, Getting Up, Biter

Rack, Word, Bula, Getting Up, Biter

Chris Coggan Age: 37 Occupation: Business owner/artist/entrepreneur Lives: University Heights To rack is to steal stuff. Like, "did you rack that?" as in, you know... More Post a comment

Plurr, Candy Kids, Jungle-ist

Plurr, Candy Kids, Jungle-ist

Jenna Age: 17 Occupation: Barista Lives: Normal Heights Jenna I try not to speak with slang. I know raver slang; I used to be one. ... More Post a comment

Spacebag

Spacebag

Tina Iannacchione Age: 31 Occupation: Media Coordinator Lives: Ocean Beach Inside a box of wine is a silver bag that holds the wine -- that's ... More Post a comment

Corduroy

Corduroy

Will Gee Age: 27 Occupation: Student Lives: Ocean Beach I like to make up my own slang, and I think corduroy is a great way ... More Post a comment

Barney

Barney

Mike Mehaffey Age: 25 Occupation: Student/Retail Lives: Ocean Beach My slang word is Barney because it's funny and it makes me laugh. A Barney is ... More Post a comment

Gimli, Baptized, Sped

Gimli, Baptized, Sped

Rico Madrigal Age: 20 Occupation: Retail Lives: El Cajon My friends call me Gimli , because I'm short and stocky and I can grow a ... More Post a comment

Pregret

Pregret

Calvin Pena Age: 20 Occupation: Student Lives: Balboa Pregret is a term for when you know you're going to regret something, but you go ahead ... More Post a comment

Raul, Randy, Canadian

Raul, Randy, Canadian

Tim Fair Age: 21 Occupation: Electrical Engineer Lives: Clairemont I have a couple good examples of aliases me and my friends give random people we ... More Comment (1)

Noob

Noob

Chris Lonner Age: 21 Occupation: Student researcher Lives: La Jolla My friends and I love playing Halo and we're getting ready for Halo 3 by ... More Post a comment

Homosensual, Chad

Homosensual, Chad

Joshua Rego Age: 21 Occupation: Student Lives: La Jolla My guy friends and I give each other a really hard time about how we act ... More Post a comment

The Witching Hour

The Witching Hour

Anna Marie Bickford Age: 21 Occupation: Project Accountant Lives: Pacific Beach My friends and I rediscovered this old-fashioned term, "the witching hour" , which was ... More Post a comment

Shralpin' On The Gnar Gnar, Bombin' It

Shralpin' On The Gnar Gnar, Bombin' It

Edward Pickens Age: 34 Occupation: Bookkeeper Lives: North Park "Shralpin' on the gnar gnar," isn't really surfer slang, it's more like making fun of bad ... More Post a comment

Fugly, Dungeon Beast, Mrs. Big Head

Fugly, Dungeon Beast, Mrs. Big Head

Mario Mouett Age: 21 Occupation: Sales associate Lives: Banker's Hill I work at a clothing store and we have some funny terms for the "fugly" ... More Post a comment

Lurking The Space, Myspy

Alan Alzona Age: 23 Occupation: Sales Associate Lives: Hillcrest I'm a big MySpace fan, and my friends and me have some good terms we use ... More Post a comment

Breezies, Scrilla, Yee Yee

Olaf Abel Age: 21 Occupation: Student Lives: La Jolla I use a lot of Bay Area slang. We call girls "breezies," like, "What up, Breezie?" ... More Post a comment

Jendeh

Mike Ayzen Age: 21 Occupation: Student Lives: La Jolla I have a few close friends who are Persian and who speak Farsi. In Farsi, "jendeh" ... More Post a comment

Cutty

Shanna Roberts Age: 20 Occupation: College student Lives: UCSD area "Cutty" is a good one. "Cutty" means shady. Like, you just came up to me, ... More Post a comment

Fave, Yet, Cougars

Rachel Greenberg Age: 21 Occupation: College Student Lives: UCSD area My friends and I abbreviate a lot. "Fave" for "favorite," that sort of thing. A ... More Post a comment

Cardio Queen, Juice, Blowser

Charlie Conefrey Age: 28 Occupation: Personal Trainer Lives: San Diego In Boston everything's"wicked" or "pisser." "Pisser" is pronounced "pissah." They both mean great or awesome, ... More Post a comment

Bingo Wings, Mouse Mustache,

Ron Peyton Age: 34 Occupation: Hair Stylist Lives: University Heights "Bingo wings," is my current favorite slang. It's a euphemism for the big upper-arm area ... More Post a comment

Slam Pick, Talent, Muffin Top

Chris Hall Age: 32 Occupation: Remodel/construction Lives: Mission Valley "Slam Pick" is what we call the last girl at the bar. She's just hanging out ... More Post a comment

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